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6th December 2012, 08:47 PM
First question's answer : utthak baithak utni bar karni chahiye jab takk ki baith k uthna mushkil na ho jaye..
Second question's answer : uunth utthak baithak kar k thak gaya tha Isliye baithna chahta tha
Next question : Shaadi k laddoo ka swad kaisa hota hai ?
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Next question : Shaadi k laddoo ka swad kaisa hota hai ?
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6th December 2012, 09:06 PM
????????????????????????????????
Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai...
Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha...
aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D
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6th December 2012, 09:06 PM
A:jisne khayaa vo bataaye,
waise shaad miyaaN ye cheating hai....
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6th December 2012, 09:10 PM
Answer : jaruri Nahi k Meetha teekha Nahi hota.. Rasgullo me mirch daal k khaao pata chal jayega  same as shadi ka laddoo
Question : tum taish me Kyu ho ? Aur kiske uupar taish hai ?
Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai...
Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha...
aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D
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6th December 2012, 09:13 PM
ab sawaal taish se hai isliye jawaab na doonga... haan sawaal zaroor pooch leta hoon...
Kaatil shaayar ladkaa hai ya ladkii..... ????
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6th December 2012, 09:33 PM
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ab sawaal taish se hai isliye jawaab na doonga... haan sawaal zaroor pooch leta hoon...
Kaatil shaayar ladkaa hai ya ladkii..... ????
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Kaatil Shayar to baanka mard hai. Kyu'n miyaa'n??
Agar ladki hoti to kaatil shayra hoti..... 
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6th December 2012, 09:43 PM
taish me isliye kyuNki taish mera naam hai... aur unpe taish hai jo faaltu ke sawaal poochte haiN... :P
Ans 2: Ladki hoti to kaatilaain shayara hoti...
Q: Kaati shayar ke liye..... Miyaan pehle kaatil hue ya shayar....??
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6th December 2012, 10:05 PM
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taish me isliye kyuNki taish mera naam hai... aur unpe taish hai jo faaltu ke sawaal poochte haiN... :P
Ans 2: Ladki hoti to kaatilaain shayara hoti...
Q: Kaati shayar ke liye..... Miyaan pehle kaatil hue ya shayar....??
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meraa bhi ek sawaal.... kaatilaain shaayra kyon... kaatilaain shaayraain kyon nahi....  
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7th December 2012, 11:03 AM
Q: Kaati shayar ke liye..... Miyaan pehle kaatil hue ya shayar....??
Answer : Pehle to mai SHAYAR tha... KATIL banaya aapne... !
Dard e dil.. Dard e jigar... dil me jagaya.. Aapne... !
Question : Shaad bhai kaha takk padhe hue hain ?
Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai...
Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha...
aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D
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7th December 2012, 11:34 AM
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Q: Kaati shayar ke liye..... Miyaan pehle kaatil hue ya shayar....??
Answer : Pehle to mai SHAYAR tha... KATIL banaya aapne... !
Dard e dil.. Dard e jigar... dil me jagaya.. Aapne... !
Question : Shaad bhai kaha takk padhe hue hain ?
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Ans: Shaad bhai dekha jaae to 10th tak hi padhe hain.. uske baad to bas masti hui hai...
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7th December 2012, 11:43 AM
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Ans: Shaad bhai dekha jaae to 10th tak hi padhe hain.. uske baad to bas masti hui hai...
Ques: KS ke liye...Katil banne ke baad aapne pahle kahaan gaye, yerwada ya tihaad.. 
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Answer : KATIL banne k baad Pehle mai church me gaya confession karne ...
Question : ye masti Kaisi hoti hai ? ? 
Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai...
Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha...
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7th December 2012, 11:47 AM
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Answer : KATIL banne k baad Pehle mai church me gaya confession karne ...
Question : ye masti Kaisi hoti hai ? ? 
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Ans: ye badoN ke khel hain miyaan.. abhi time hai aapke seekhne me..  wese hum jo yahaan kar rahe hain, wo bhi usi ka ek part hai..
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7th December 2012, 11:50 AM
Hahahaha 
Waise 'unki wife' se ishara kiski taraf hai aapka ?
Bhagvaan ki ya kisi aur ki ? Anyways answer : Kyunki wo Ghar me rehti hai aur Ghar me pravesh nishedh hai
Question : Shaad ki Shaadi hui ya Nahi ?
Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai...
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lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha...
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Hahahaha 
Waise 'unki wife' se ishara kiski taraf hai aapka ?
Bhagvaan ki ya kisi aur ki ? Anyways answer : Kyunki wo Ghar me rehti hai aur Ghar me pravesh nishedh hai
Question : Shaad ki Shaadi hui ya Nahi ?
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wese ye mere sawaal ja jawaab nahi....
Aur aapke sawaal ke jawaab ke liye hahahhaa.... iska jawaab koi aur de to behtar..
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7th December 2012, 01:30 PM
Question : 'Koi aur' Sharma raha hai ya darr raha hai ya dara raha hai ? :s
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Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
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7th December 2012, 09:00 PM
Ans: vo khaa raha hai....
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Ans: vo khaa raha hai....
Q: Pagalpanthi kyuN jaroori hai...??
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Ans: kyonki Chu****panti har jagah nahi kar sakte na...
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Ans: gin kr bata den aap, hume pata nahiN....
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8th December 2012, 03:33 PM
Answer : kyunki gaadi me shockers hote hain............................
Question : chalti ka naam gadi hai to rukti ka naam Kya hai ?
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8th December 2012, 06:34 PM
>> cycle
>> movie Jab tak hai JAAN mein kya nayaa haii
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8th December 2012, 08:30 PM
Answer : iska Naam 
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Question : dhaval ka Matlab gora hota hai to Kya Aap gore ho ? !
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16th December 2012, 03:16 PM
why all parrots green???
because trees are green hehehe
why m back on shayri.com?? :P
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16th December 2012, 11:15 PM
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why all parrots green???
because trees are green hehehe
why m back on shayri.com?? :P
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hum kisi ke bulaane pe hi kyon aate hain?
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KyuNki hum log bahut aalsi hote haiN.......
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17th December 2012, 12:14 PM
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KyuNki hum log bahut aalsi hote haiN.......
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Mr. Taish to jerry jitega :P hehehe
panipat ki ladayi kahan huyi?      
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17th December 2012, 01:54 PM
paani mein..................................
mughal raajaa kaun the................................
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mughlayi paraathe khaane wale............
Paratha kitne tarah ka hota hai...??
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17th December 2012, 02:52 PM
square round alag alag shape mein
dil dukhtaa hai to..................
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paratha khana chahiye..................
Square kabhi round kyun nahin hota....??
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17th December 2012, 02:58 PM
kyunki round kabhee square nahiin otaa..........
ye baat aur hai ki...............
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vo baat aur thi.....
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17th December 2012, 03:27 PM
company mattezz... :P
sabse zeada time kahan waste hota hai??
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kisi ke dil meN.............
Aap hume kyun bhool gayiN....??
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17th December 2012, 05:27 PM
kyunki aapne yaad aana chhod diya.......
aap paglon ke piche kyun pade hain?
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17th December 2012, 06:55 PM
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kyunki aapne yaad aana chhod diya.......
aap paglon ke piche kyun pade hain?
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Kyunki ab doctors bhi aap ka ilaaj nahi'n kar sakte
Pagalpanti kyu'n zaruri hai?
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Kyunki ab doctors bhi aap ka ilaaj nahi'n kar sakte
Pagalpanti kyu'n zaruri hai?
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aapko sehne ke liye :P
dimag ko ghar pe rakhkar kyun aaye aap?
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aapko jarurat jo thi dimaag ki.... :P
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18th December 2012, 03:49 PM
kyu k dudh me dahi dalne se hi dahi banti hai :P
hum kiss ko bhul gye??
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22nd December 2012, 02:44 PM
Bhuula to Usko jata hai jisko yaad rakha jata hai... Aur kisi ko yaad rakhne k liye mind ki jarurat to hoti he hai
Next : meri baat ka Kya Matlab Samajh aaya Tumko ??? 
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