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fully faltu!! - 26th March 2006, 01:58 PM

Main kal ja raha tha


ke meri chappal toot gai


ab chappal to "mochi" seeta hai


"seeta" to "darzi" bhi hai


"darzi " to "kapray" seeta hai


"kapray" to "rangeen" hotay hain


"rangeen" to "lota" bhi hota hai


"lota" to "bathroom" main hota hai


"bathroom" main to "nal" bhi hota hai


"nal" to "lohay" ka hota hai


"lohay" ki to "istiri" (Iron) bhi hoti hai


"istri" to "garam" hoti hai


"garam" to "Custard" bhi hota hai


"custard" to "peela" hota hai


"peela" to "chooza" bhi hota hai


"chooza" to "anday" main se nikalta hai


"anda" to "safed" hota hai


"safed" to "doodh" bhi hota hai


"doodh" to "bhains" daity hai


"bhains" to "kaali" hoti hai


"kaala" to "aadmi" bhi hota hai


"aadmi" to "paan" khata hai


"paan" to "laal" hota hai


"laal" to "gulab" bhi hota hai


"gulaab" mein to "kantay' hotay hain


'kantain" to "machli" mein bhi hotay hain


"machli' to "acchi" hoti hai


"achcha" to "Bunder" bhi hota hai


"bander' to! "bander" hota hai


padhne waley "bunder" jaisey hi hotey hain


"jo padh kar apna time barbad karte hain.."
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26th March 2006, 03:01 PM

Jab aap likh kar apana itana time barbad kar sakti hai to hamen pad kar thoda aur barbad kar hi dena chahiye na.. :-)

Kabhi ladi patakha lagaya hai.. vaisi hi thi aapki yeh post.. Achi lagi..
   
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26th March 2006, 03:18 PM

Code:
Jab aap likh kar apana itana time barbad kar sakti hai to hamen pad kar thoda aur barbad kar hi dena chahiye na.. :-)
well, mere paas yeh mere mail par aaya tha. maine itna time waste kiya to socha thoda aap log bhi kar sakte hai!!
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26th March 2006, 03:25 PM

Good Idea.. hehehe..
   
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27th March 2006, 06:13 PM

vedika ji nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

aapne ye kya kiya

mera itna kimati waqt barbaad karke kya mila aapko

us waqt me jo aapne barbaad kar diya mai paani pee sakta tha

but nahi

mai to aap jqaisa paagal tha

padhne baith gaya


niceeeeeeeeee


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28th March 2006, 12:55 AM

maine to zehmat hi nahi uthai padhne ki ....
kyun ki mujhe bhi ye mail pe aaya tha .... aur main already apna time waste kar chuka tha ... .. to socha dubara kyun karun ...

waise thanx for posting here .....

aapka apna
cute sa ASHU


Yun Mile Ke Mulakaat Na Ho Saki,
Honth Kaape Magar Koi Baat Na Ho Saki,
Meri Khamosh Nigahen Har Baat Keh Gayi,
Aur Unko Shikayat Hai Ki Baat Na Ho Saki.... (nm)

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30th March 2006, 10:35 PM

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Originally posted by shayar_abhishek
vedika ji nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

aapne ye kya kiya

mera itna kimati waqt barbaad karke kya mila aapko

us waqt me jo aapne barbaad kar diya mai paani pee sakta tha

but nahi

mai to aap jqaisa paagal tha

padhne baith gaya


niceeeeeeeeee
waise abhishekji, sorry. maine apna waqt barbaad kiya to thoda sa aapne bhi barbaad kiya to its ok
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30th March 2006, 10:39 PM

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maine to zehmat hi nahi uthai padhne ki ....
kyun ki mujhe bhi ye mail pe aaya tha .... aur main already apna time waste kar chuka tha ... .. to socha dubara kyun karun ...

waise thanx for posting here .....

aapka apna
cute sa ASHU
cool! chalo acha hai aapne sirf ek baar apna time barbaad kiya!!

anyways, keep coming!!
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mallikka sherawat - 2nd April 2006, 09:34 PM

if u want 2 c mallikka sherawatbath scene.

























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if u want 2 c mallikka sherawatbath scene.

























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wahji!! kya mundaji, aapne to popat hi bana diya!!


















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kya mundaji, aapne to popat hi bana diya!!
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hi - 4th April 2006, 10:24 PM

maine to bus kosis ki thi

poapat to aap khud he ban gaye

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maine to bus kosis ki thi

poapat to aap khud he ban gaye

monti
oh,

well, monti ji, thnks for all tht. keep coming...
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