I Love You (VERY FUNNY)

My Dear Miss XYZ
KYA KEHNA, the first time I saw you, I asked myself HUM AAPKE HAIN KAUN, feeling that KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI.
So I decided to forward you a PUKAR from DIL SE, I thought that by the way HUM TO MOHABBAT KAREGA...because DIL TO PAGAL HAI, I dream to be your HERO No.1
and I'll make you my BIWI No. 1.You might think that I am fooling you as BADAL.
Remember JHOOT BOLE KAWAA KATE. But,
please JANAM SAMJA KARO that PYAR KOI KHEL NAHIN and I admit that HUM DIL DE CHUKE SANAM. I trust AAP MERE HAIN SANAM, I believe that HUM AAPKE DIL MEIN REHTE HAIN, for HAMESHA. Remember,
JAB PYAR KISSI SE HOTA HAI
to DHADKAN mein ajeeb si HALCHAL hone lagti hai jo DIL ki LOC cross kar ke RAM JAANE kab challi aati hai......
ek Mohit hai jo LOVE KE LIYE KUCH BHI KAREGA aur ek aap ho jo don't know the RULES which is the superhit formula of love. Jidd chodo aur AA AB LAUT CHALEIN and you can come SAAJAN KI BAHON MEIN, There is SIRF TUM in my life.
If you say YES BOSS , Then I will become your JORU KA GULAM, My heart will be TERE NAAM...Don't worry, be happy, DOLI SAJA KE RAKHNA,because DILWALE DULHANIA LE JAYENGE. ab to KAHO NA PYAR HAI???

[jigar_1988]

achaa hai,
keep it up.

Thanks Jigar ji

[jigar_1988]

aap sher achaa likh lete ho,
meet me at jigar_dhulla_2003@yahoo.com

hi good morning
Thanks a lot jiger ji
read my e-mails
take care

[Ekta]

Hi
i am back
very-2 nice story

[SHILAP]

Hi Ekta ji
i am very glad to see you back

[pappu]

dear mohit,
its lovely. yar aaise hi likhte rahena. u and manoj kureel best of the best.
pappu.

[SHILAP]

none

[pappu]

mohit.....ladki ka reply bhi dedo.....chal thik hai kidher maine read kiya tha .... i am passing on to all my friends....its not my reply....but fir bhi post kerta hu...aaise hi mahefil jamate raho...

Here is the REPLY of the letter…



Dear Deewana Mastana,



Thank you for your love letter. However I feel HADH KUR DI AAPNE for HUM APKE HAI KAUN? DIL CHAHTA HAI, I should tell you I think you’re a JAANWAR and a SHREE 420! I have to tell you I know your MOHABBATEIN are false. How dare you look at me you COOLIE No. 1! if you were here in front of me I’d hit you with my chapple so hard your head will spin with these YAADEIN. You said KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI every time you think of me but I know you feel HASEENA MAAN JAYEGEE to every girl you see. RAM JAANE what I’ll do to you if I catch you. If you have any KHAUF you will feel DARR from me. You’re a KUNWARA leading a RANGEELA lifestyle, with friends saying CHAL MERE BHAI spending all your nights on the SARAK . I am sure the SHOLAY in your heart you say burn for me is nothing but indigestion from too much eating and drinking. Describing yourself as BAADSHAH and HIMMUTVAAR, you sound like JUNGLI to me. You say you want to make me your BIWI No. 1 however I say you lack INSANIYAAT! I cant believe you think I’ll turn to you and say KAHO NA PYAR HAI! I’d much rather kiss a BICHOO than go near you! Any of AMER AKBAR ANTHONY would be better suited to me than you. DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE you said but I say your DIL TO PAGAL HAI. Don’t you realize that ANDAZ APNA APNA and that their cant be no EK RISHTA between us. We are like a MOHRA in the game of life and its always KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHUM. The open FIZA with its changing weather is testament to that so please leave it as AKELE HUM AKELE TUM. Besides I’m already engaged to a guy with ROTI KAPRA AUR MAKAAN. He’s no KHAL NAYAK like you. And he’s my real HERO, my real JIVAN SAATHI. And with him I really know YEAH RAASTE HAI PYAR KE and there can be no space in my ZINDAGI for anyone but him. You’ll only end up causing an AFLATOON because he’s a MAJOR SAHAB in the Army working on the BORDER and he’ll kill you if he finds out so save yourself from becoming the foundations of a DEEWAR and leave me alone.



Yours Faithfully,



GHAR WALI BHAHAR WALI .