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Who said English is easy??? - 8th February 2006, 08:15 PM

Who said English is easy?

Fill these blanks with Yes or No.....


1._______________ I don't have a brain.

2._______________ I don't sense.

3. _______________ I am stupid.

4._______________ I am not a human.

Try to fill.


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9th February 2006, 04:27 AM

say yes or no

Kya aapko pagalpan ke daure padna band ho gaye hain?


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9th February 2006, 03:07 PM

jaindharkan ji say yes or no,

kya app nai ladkyon say jootay khana band kar
diye hain????
answer in yes or no form only plz


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10th February 2006, 12:36 AM

do u call ur self a human/??????
aray tum jesay ghatiya kisam ki soch rakhne waly logon
ko chulu bhar pani mai doob mrna chaye yes
ur allowed to joke but
jokes karne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai
ur a disgraceful not only to
ur family but also da country u live in n da religion u follow
u should b ashamed of urself!!


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donot become angry aap ko nahi kaha


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Hamari to dua hai koi gila nahi ,who gulab jo aaj tak khila nahi..
Zindagi me aapko woh sab kuch mile,jo duniya mein aaj tak kisi ko mila nahi…

i like it

i think now english is so difficult..

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hii - 10th February 2006, 07:11 PM

yaa its a really funny messages keep it up.nadie remember me?


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10th February 2006, 07:48 PM

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Hamari to dua hai koi gila nahi ,who gulab jo aaj tak khila nahi...Zindagi me aapko woh sab kuch mile,jo duniya mein aaj tak kisi ko mila nahi…
ooooo thats sooooo soo sweet
thank u 4 da sher
n thanx 4 replying


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10th February 2006, 07:55 PM

thanxx aditya
n yeah i remember u how can i forget uu????
haan??? silly boy!!!
hehehe lolzzzzzzzzz dont mind


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12th February 2006, 10:57 PM

shukar hay tum nain b kuch accha likha zindagi main pehley bar


Main jis k liye apni baharoon say lara hon,
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13th February 2006, 03:26 AM

mr aqeel mai isse complement samjhun
ya k insult?????


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hiii - 13th February 2006, 10:10 AM

mr aqeel dont be oversmart.jaise ki khud bahot bada writer ho.

kisi ki bhi skill ko insult karne ka hak nahi hain tumhe

ladki dekhi nahi ki shuru ho gaye.

plz stop u r silly complements on site

nice words nadie keep it up.


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14th February 2006, 12:17 AM

i m just kiding nadia

yeh ladkie tairey kiya lugtey ha ?????? bohut bada writer khoon main yeh subb shayri.com friends ko putta hay samjha


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19th February 2006, 10:49 PM

mr aqeel i think u should consider havin a gud look at
the way u speak!!
so it's all right if u insult someone else but it's not ok
if someone else sayz things about u???
why is that the case??


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I know - 22nd February 2006, 04:25 PM

Nice but kon kehta hai hai English aasan hai yeh parh kar ehsaas ho raha hai


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Re: Who said English is easy??? - 1st March 2006, 11:09 PM

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Who said English is easy?

Fill these blanks with Yes or No.....


1._______________ I don't have a brain.

2._______________ I don't sense.

3. _______________ I am stupid.

4._______________ I am not a human.

Try to fill.
Aapne kaha english easy nahi par hindi bhi kaha easy hai...Ha/Na..Meri shaadi ho chuki hai?
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Re: Re: Who said English is easy??? - 2nd March 2006, 12:34 AM

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Aapne kaha english easy nahi par hindi bhi kaha easy hai...Ha/Na..Meri shaadi ho chuki hai?

lolzzzzzzzzz gud one gud one
never thought abut that actually !!!


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2nd March 2006, 09:53 PM

hello nadia kaissi ho/
main nai bhi dekhna chata tha k ye shayri.com
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3rd March 2006, 06:45 PM

kaisay nazar rakho gay amjad tum nain nadia k sir per cam lugaya huwa hay


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3rd March 2006, 07:29 PM

hahaha so funny not!!!
amjad jee app muj par kiya
mai app par nazar rakhun gee u jus wait
i'll sort u out proper


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4th March 2006, 04:40 PM

ok nadie aik minut mai iss se bat karloun pehle.

aqueel jab do badhy baat karrahe hun tu chotuon ko beech
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16th March 2009, 05:20 PM

abay chal bhag bada aaya
main or nadia sirf aik dousray per nazar rakhain gay
lakin main nadia per nazar nahi rakhoon ga bcoz i trust nadia


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abay chal bhag bada aaya
main or nadia sirf aik dousray per nazar rakhain gay
lakin main nadia per nazar nahi rakhoon ga bcoz i trust nadia
aqeel ji ye to kamaal ho gaya,

aap 3 saal baad amjad je ko bhaga rahe ho, jo ki 3 saal pehle he ja chuke hain
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22nd March 2009, 10:22 PM

nadie ji.............
hahhhahhhahahahahah.......... why dont u be a english teacher.............

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nadie ji.............
hahhhahhhahahahahah.......... why dont u be a english teacher.............
lolzzz..........hmmmm well......nahhhh......am nt really da "teacher" type
cnt teach to save ma lyf

bcoz dis is wot teacherz hav to put up wif..lolz

teacher: where is your homework?
student: i lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school

substitute teacher: are you chewing gum?
billy: no, i'm billy anderson.

teacher: tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
tommy: well, i'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

harold: teacher, would you punish me for something i didn't do?
teacher: of course not.
harold: good, because i didn't do my homework.

teacher: why are you late?
webster: because of the sign.
teacher: what sign?
webster: the one that says, "school ahead, go slow." that's what i did.

teacher: bob, i hope i didn't see you looking at don's paper.
bob: i hope you didn't either.

gary: i don't think i deserve a zero on this test.
teacher: i agree, but it's the lowest mark i can give you.

mother: why did you get such a low mark on that test?
junior: because of absence.
mother: you mean you were absent on the day of the test?
junior: no, but the kid who sits next to me was.

teacher: if you had one dollar and you asked your father for
another, how many dollars would you have?
vincent: one dollar.
teacher (sadly): you don't know your arithmetic.
vincent (sadly): you don't know my father.


teacher: if i had 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the
other, what would i have?
class comedian: big hands!


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lolzzz..........hmmmm well......nahhhh......am nt really da "teacher" type
cnt teach to save ma lyf

bcoz dis is wot teacherz hav to put up wif..lolz

teacher: where is your homework?
student: i lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school

substitute teacher: are you chewing gum?
billy: no, i'm billy anderson.

teacher: tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
tommy: well, i'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

harold: teacher, would you punish me for something i didn't do?
teacher: of course not.
harold: good, because i didn't do my homework.

teacher: why are you late?
webster: because of the sign.
teacher: what sign?
webster: the one that says, "school ahead, go slow." that's what i did.

teacher: bob, i hope i didn't see you looking at don's paper.
bob: i hope you didn't either.

gary: i don't think i deserve a zero on this test.
teacher: i agree, but it's the lowest mark i can give you.

mother: why did you get such a low mark on that test?
junior: because of absence.
mother: you mean you were absent on the day of the test?
junior: no, but the kid who sits next to me was.

teacher: if you had one dollar and you asked your father for
another, how many dollars would you have?
vincent: one dollar.
teacher (sadly): you don't know your arithmetic.
vincent (sadly): you don't know my father.


teacher: if i had 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the
other, what would i have?
class comedian: big hands!


REALY it's fantastic ..................
u r sach much too much......................


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24th March 2009, 07:56 PM

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REALY it's fantastic ..................
u r sach much too much......................
tankooo tankoooo..... i think sooo tooo in a gud way.... jus kiddin!!!
anyhooo thnxx 4 replyin


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16th July 2012, 12:17 AM

nadia u r very touchy.
i like ur style very nice. hope u r going well .


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