don't u know the gender of computer?

[nazu43]

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A Computer is a Male or a Female. Check that out.................



A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
masculine: ''le crayon.''

A student asked, ''What gender is 'computer'?''

Instead of giving the answer,the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves
whether ''computer'' should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that ''computer''should definitely be of the
feminine gender (''la computer''),because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they useto communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(and now .... this gets better!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
Masculine (''le computer''), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time
they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one,you realize that if you had waited a
little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

Result: It's left for u to decide.

luv & regards,
nazir

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[feelIt]

hehe.....nice one........

[candyboy]

Kool one

[aakriti]

hey that was cool...
but it still remains a question wheather computer is a male or a female???????..............



what do u say u should also have an opinion



aakriti

[nazu43]

thanks feel it, salim ji, and aakriti ji,

thanks for reply................
khushi milti hai dil se gum jata hai,
aap reply dete ho to waqt thamb jata hai

by the way aakriti ji i think it must be male like me.........

[Rohin]

It has to be a female yaar,

Thats why you find more male with it then females

Thanks
Rohin

[shadow]

Definitely female yaar, accesories and upgrades make the pay check disappear....

[beena]

humko shak hei hamaari toheen hui hei yahaan
isiliye arz hei zaroori yahaan -

Why a computer is essentially male:

1. Find its way around with difficulty.
2. Difficult to navigate.
3. Understands only select language.
4. Talks in monosyllables.
5. Goes suddenly silent.
6. Needs to be re-booted.
7. Highly complex.
8. Always searches (others)
9. Sometimes hollers.
10. Never gives satisfactory results.

[shadow]

Originally posted by beena
humko shak hei hamaari toheen hui hei yahaan
isiliye arz hei zaroori yahaan -

Why a computer is essentially male:

1. Find its way around with difficulty.
2. Difficult to navigate.
3. Understands only select language.
4. Talks in monosyllables.
5. Goes suddenly silent.
6. Needs to be re-booted.
7. Highly complex.
8. Always searches (others)
9. Sometimes hollers.
10. Never gives satisfactory results.

Well Bina ji , not to hurt feelings just for logic sake

Why a computer is essentially female:

1. Find its way around with difficulty. (Exactly an age old saying tells that we can measure depth of an ocean but not the mind of women.)
2. Difficult to navigate. (Very true highly unpredictable nature and will require to move to their ways else to move on)
3. Understands only select language. (How true men are confused because of their encrypted languages)
4. Talks in monosyllables. (Oh it is the way women talk when they are angry)
5. Goes suddenly silent. (That is very right and men never understand what happened)
6. Needs to be re-booted. (We always hope we could have done that easily -- It costs us lot for each reboot )
7. Highly complex. (Even creator could not explain women as already stated in initial arguments)
8. Always searches (others) (Yeah that is why it costs us so much, always comparing and complaining)
9. Sometimes hollers. (God save me when this happens!!!!)
10. Never gives satisfactory results. (I would rather say most of the critically required times, any computer engineer would agree and any husband/boyfriend tooo)

Extending the logic:
11. No matter how well we design it is going to mess up during the demo.
12. Eventhough the hardware is same we are allways confused about each having varied eratic behaviour patterns.
13. No matter who is at fault, user is always blammed by everyone. (Universal truth whether men cry or women, men gets the beating of the crowd)
14. Even though we could live without them, they always create illussion that we could not!!!!

[nazu43]

hi shadow and beena ladai mat karo,

it should proved any thing.