Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations :

[ruhani]

hi friends. heres a mail that i got from one of my friends. loved to share with all of u here. so enjoy reading it.



Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations :

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after! years
Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in
Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted
moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office
asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

nt mine.

[pallavi_here]

hahahhahahhahahahahahahahaahahaha......kya baat haiii... wht d stupid ques & tooo cute , anwers...(full of love) hehehhehehehehe.... yaaar meri chair ka kaam tamaam hone wala hai lolz...hehehe hans hans ke tod dungi main to...hehehehhehe ruhaaaaaniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..sun rahi ho naaaaaaaaaaa.........bahuuuuuuuuuutttttt sahi post ki.wowwwwwwwww thanku haiiiiiii..hehehhee

[Aman_rahi]

HAHAHAHAAA....thats really great.....Sweetheart......

[Aman_rahi]

some more to read.....


Hilarious stuff

spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW


In a London Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR
CLOTHES WHEN
THE LIGHT GOES OUT


In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS


In an London office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND
STAND UPSIDE
DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD


Outside a London secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES,
ETC. WHY NOT
BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?


Notice in London health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS


Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR


Seen during a London conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE
IS A DAY
CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR


Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,
BUT THE
BULL CHARGES


Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO
GET
LESSONS


On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR
THE BELL
DOESN'T WORK)


People in other countries sometimes go out of their
way to communicate with
their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of
signs seen around the
world.


At a Budapest zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY
SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO
THE GUARD ON DUTY.


Doctors office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.


Hotel, Acapulco:
THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED
HERE.


In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE SHOULD WAIT AND
SEE THE
MANAGER.

[Pulkit_gupta]

Jas,

Bahut sahi hai...Hans Hans ke pet me dard ho gaya.. Aman bhai ne bhi chaar chaand lagaa diye...Too good!

Keep on giving the laughter Dose... Me and my Partner r gonna enjoy it the most... Right Partner?

So.. TC... and keep sharing them

[garima]

hahahahaha.. Jas di aur Aman bhaiya.. kamaal ke post dhoondh laaye.. hasate hasate pet fool gaya hai..hehehehehe

[Pulkit_gupta]

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:

"Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates".


Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said: "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hain.Everyone was delighted.

Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa - par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath hindi mein translate bhee karoonga.


Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ..... Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya You do not meet ---- aap to miltay hee naheen ho....our requirement ---- humko to zaroorat hai......Please do not send any furthur correspondance ---- ab Letter vetter bhej ne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.

No phone call ---- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained ------ bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks ---- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

Bill Gates ---- Bilva

(Obviosuly Not mine )

[pallavi_here]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha....partnerrrrrrrrrrrrr lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..hehehehe hehe... u knw maine pehle bhi padha hua hai ye...hehehehehe lekin main fir se itna hansi naaaaaaaaa...ki basssss..heheheheheh
waise partner rt.... humme sirf hansi ki chingaari milni chahiye..lolzzzzz blast khud kar denge..hehehehehehehe....yaaar laalu bahut cute hai ..hehehehehe kitna innocentt..uffffff..hahhahahahaha.......thanxxx ye fir se padhaane ke liye...hehehehe

[pallavi_here]

Originally posted by Aman_rahi
some more to read.....


Hilarious stuff

spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW


In a London Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR
CLOTHES WHEN
THE LIGHT GOES OUT


In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS


In an London office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND
STAND UPSIDE
DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD


Outside a London secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES,
ETC. WHY NOT
BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?


Notice in London health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS


Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR


Seen during a London conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE
IS A DAY
CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR


Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,
BUT THE
BULL CHARGES


Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO
GET
LESSONS


On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR
THE BELL
DOESN'T WORK)


People in other countries sometimes go out of their
way to communicate with
their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of
signs seen around the
world.


At a Budapest zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY
SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO
THE GUARD ON DUTY.


Doctors office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.


Hotel, Acapulco:
THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED
HERE.


In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE SHOULD WAIT AND
SEE THE
MANAGER.

hehehhehe london ki angreji kya mastt hai..wowwwwwwww heheheheheehhehe aman ji heheeh kuchh nahi..lolzzz

[Aman_rahi]

Song For all Professionals - The 8 stages


1. when in college : Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaamiyaab ek
din.....


2. when giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu hi re.. Too hi
re....tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn....


3. waiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki..
aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki...


4. just joined: Too cheez bhadi hai mast mast.....


5. after some time: Ye kahaan aagaye hum??


6. After some more time: Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai,
mere jindagi kya ek kati Pathang hai (booohoooo)


7. floating the resume: kabootar ja ja ja... kabootar ja ja ja...
pehele pyar ki peheli chitti...


8. finally when you don't get a better offer any longer: Jeena
yehaan, marna yehaan iske si wa jaana kahaan...!!!

[Parul]

[Bheegi_palkhein]

Dear Jas,

Too good yaar...kya post kiya hai tumne...hehehehehehehe...lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...kitta hasaogi yaar...hanste hanste to jaan hi nikal jaayegi...too cute...too innocent...and pallavyi...yah lallu is too cute yaar...bahaut cute hai

Luv ya
palak

[harrjjot]

gr8 well done i am still laughing