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some of the funniest pick up lines!!!!.....CHECK EM OUT!!!
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Cool some of the funniest pick up lines!!!!.....CHECK EM OUT!!! - 27th January 2002, 05:11 AM

some of the funniest pick lines!!!...check em out!!
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Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.....(how cute!.....go for it!)
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I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room....(corny!...id' say u never try this one on a gal!)
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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you......(such a charmer....heehee)
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Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya........(there's a FINE one!)
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I can't wait until tomorrow. She replys why not. You say cause you look better everyday.....(yeah yeah yeah..!...wateva)
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Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day!.....(awwww....dats sweeeeet!)
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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together!.....(....U+I=luv!!)
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You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why)
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. ( have something quick to say afterwards)................(cunning, eh!!)
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Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.......(hehehe...thought this would make ya laugh!)
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?......(did it?!?!.....)
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Are you a surgeon? CAuse you've just took my heart away!......(and i'm just bout to muddle ur brain up too!)
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Hi, I make more money than you can spend.....(oh, that one would work alrite!!!....[experience se bol rahi hoon]...heehee)
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