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Inzamam vs Sourav Ganguly (Very Funny) - 13th June 2005, 10:37 PM

In 2003 world Indian Cricket captain Ganguly and an Pakistani cricket captain Inzimam got a house next door to
each other. Ganguly owned a hen and each morning would look in his
garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.

One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid
an egg in the Inzi's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw
Inzi pick up the egg. Ganguly ran up to Inzi and told
him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. Inzi
disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

They argued for a while until finally Clever ganguly said, "In my
family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you
in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you
kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, who
ever gets up quicker wins the egg."

Pakistani Captain agreed to this and so the Indian Captain Ganguly found his heaviest
pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward
the Pakistani captain inzi and kicked as hard as he could in the balls. The Pakistani captain fell
fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes.

Eventually Inzi stood up all shaken and tears streaming down his face and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."

Cool Ganguly said, "Keep the damn egg!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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