mazahia funny

[farhan farri]

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ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitareTeaz hawa ka jhoka aya.
Sath mai tere khushbhu laya.
Tb maiere dil mai khayal aya.
Aj bhi maiera dost nahi nahaya.
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Kassh maiere dardoo kya tujhe esa saza mila..
tujhe ayee ho badee zoor sa SUSU..
aur kahin karnay ki jaga na mila:P
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Ek martaba kya mohbbat ko bholapan khata hain.
Dousare mohbbat ko bhoala paan khata hain.
tesere mohbbat ko kamina paan khata hain.
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Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan
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ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain...
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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!
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Har Karz dosti ka ada kon karega,
Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karega,
ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega?
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Bole wo DosTi...Chup rahe wo Pyar...
Milaye wo DosTi...Juda kare wo Pyar...
Hasaaye wo DosTi...Rulaye wo Pyar...
Phir bhi log DosTi chor kyun karTe hain Pyar?
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Mulak kya bhee ek sharad hoti hai.
bacha kya bhee ek zid hooti hai.
aur kitana intazar karon tere sms ka kanjose kya bhe ek had hote hai.
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Har khushi ko tere taraf moun doon.
Teri liya chand tara bhee tooad doon.
Khushiyoo kya darwaza tera liya khool doon.
itana kafi hai ya do char aur jhoot bool doon.
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kya kar raha hoo?
Bussy ho?
kitana bussy ho.thoda ho ya bhout ho?
Agar thoda ho to sms kioon nahi karta ho?
gar zada ho to sms kioon phad raha ho?
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Assol asool hai, chick chick fazool hai, yay apna rule hai!

Tumharee ankhoon may buss janay koo jee chahtaa hai, per kiya karoo tumhara chashmaa beech may ataa hai.!!

mein nay kaha raat ko neend nahi atee, Us nay kaha asmaan per taray ginaa karoo!

Khudd hee ko kur bulland itnaa kay K-2 ki chottee par pohanch jaa, Kay khuda bandey say khud pochay bata bachuu ab utray gaa kaisay!


Kaash kay tumharay charay par chicken pocks hotay, Chand tou thaa hi sitaray bhi sath hotay.

Hazaroon larkian aseen kay her larkee per dum niklay, jis larkee
ko hum chahain woh apnay gher say kum niklay.

Woo humaray ghar aye aur diaa jala kar chalay gaye, Baqee joo bacha tale(oil) woh sir may laga k chalay gae!

Mey nay kaha loo martaa hoo may, Bolay Bismillah achee baat hai!

Dil kay armaan ansoo may bahh gaye, un kay bachay hamay mammu keh gae.

Zameen say asmaan tuk, Zameen say asmaan tuk, Zameen say asmaan tuk, Hawa hi hawa hai !

Ya Rab jab may ghar badloon tou mujhay aisee parosan dey , Jo kalb ko garmaa dey joo roh ko tarpa dey
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Ae Musafir Kyoon Ghabrata Hai
Mere Rikhshaw Mein Beth Jane Se
Khuda Bhi Naraz Hota Hai
Kisi Ka Dil Dukhane Se

Ae Rocket Tujhe Qasam Hai Himat Na Harrna
Jaisa Bhi Khadda Aee Has Kar Guzarna

Na Kar Jhagra Musafir Se , Musafir Dour Se Aaya Hai
Safar Qismat Mein Likha Hai , Hokum Dour Se Aaya Hai


Zalim Palat Kar Dekh Tamana Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein
Tum Agar Car Rakhti Ho
To Rikhshaw Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein

Driver Ki Zindagi Ajab Khel Hai
Maut Se Bache To Central Jail Hai

Allah Allah Tera Zour Hai Mere Deewane Mein
Kal Hi Zamanat Karwaii Thi Aj Phir Se Thaney Mein

Port Per Rehte Hein Sohrab Goath Mein Sote Hein
Jab Tere Yaad Aati Hai Ji Bhar Ke Rote Hein

Kal Chodween Ki Raat Thi Balti Mein Tera Aks Dekha
Aur Phir Balti Hila Hila Kar Raat Bhar Tera Raks
Dekha


Chalti Hai Ghari Urhti Hai Dhool
Jaltey Hein Dushman Khelte Hein Phool
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Poetry
farhan