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Mix Pati ;) - 9th March 2004, 11:34 PM

Salam 2 all hope u will enjoy Inshallah.


>>Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
>>Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai
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>>Ai husn ki mallika aur baharon ki shaan
>>Jai jawan jai kisan
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>>Joron ki baarish Makes me wonder
>>Is this what they call, Taste the thunder?
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>>Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....
>>Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....
>>Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
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>>Door se dekha to Patthar dikhta tha.....
>>Dooor se dekha... to Pattharr dikhtaa thaa.....
>>Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthar hi thaa...
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>>Door se dekha to sher tha
>>Door se dekha to sher tha
>>Is liye paas gaya hi nahi...
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>>Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha
>>Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha
>>Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...
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>>* LITTLE SENSE SERIES *
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>>Khudi ko kar buland itnaa....
>>Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche....
>>aur khuda tumse puche....
>>'Abe saale ... ab utrega kaise '
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>>Agar tujh mein himmat hai
>>To kutub minaar ko hila kar dikha,
>>Aur agar nahin, to mere paas baeth,
>>Do ghoont maar,
>>Aur Kutub minar ko ! hilta hua dekh
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>>* PYAAR MEIN DHOKHA SERIES *
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>>Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
>>Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
>>meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi
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>>Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
>>tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
>>kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
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>>Jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi..
>>Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi...
>>Dil ne kaha khud kushi kar le zalim...
>>Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...
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>>Before Marriage :
>>takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
>>tajmahal banana chahata hoon
>>lekin mumtaz nahi milti
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>>After Marriage :
>>takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
>>tajmahal banana chahata hoon
>>lekin mumtaz nahi marti
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>>Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindagi mein, badi joshh ke sath !
>>Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindagi mein, badi shhor ke sath !
>>Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
>>Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
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>>Teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
>>teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
>>kabhi offline to kabhi online piya
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>>* TOTAL NONSENSE SERIES *
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>>Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
>>Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain........
>>Bilkul! jaise kal chamak rahe the...(wah wah)
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>>kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
>>kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ......
>>ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??
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>>Itni raat gaye Kyon apni qabra khod raha hai Ghalib
>>Itni raat gaye kyon apni qabra khod raha hai Ghalib
>>La, phawda mujhe de de !!
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>>Gam woh cheez hai
>>Gam woh cheez hai
>>Gam woh cheez hai
>>Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.
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>>Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
>>Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
>>Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
>>Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
>>Hawa hi hawa hai.
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>>Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The
>>Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi
>>Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi
>>Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi
>>Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein.
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>>Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
>>Chalo teeno picture challe....
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>>Shahjahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
>>Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
>>Har Kaaleen Ko Dekha,
>>Har Dar or Deewar ko dekha,
>>Har Lage hue Khambe ko Dekha.
>>Har Khidki se dekha,
>>Aur Bola.........
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>>(guess ..... kya bola hoga ???)
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>>MAA KASAM !! BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA
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>>"


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10th March 2004, 12:40 AM

yaar subb chori kay hain kiyoon humhara time zaya kurtay ho jubb hum yeh tumharay stupid jokes pudhtay hain hazar baar pudhay hain


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Thumbs up 10th March 2004, 01:47 AM

dear farhan,
namaste, aacha hai. keep it up. aqeel aap ki bhi kuch likhhe ! chori kiya hua bhi chalega.
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well - 10th March 2004, 05:28 PM

salam 2 all
aqeel kiya masla hai ? haan? abay terey liye nahi likhey ye samjhey bastard mou band ker k beth apna samjhey. warna seda kardouna 2 min . tu batyega ab hum ko kiya likhan chhaye kiya nahi ?
tuney kyun parhey terey liye nahi they samjha ?
dont have manners u more person.

and thankx papu thankx 4 ur reply really thankx )

Allah hafiz
Farhan Shaikh


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11th March 2004, 12:33 AM

oye aeroplane main phukkey sale kurnay walay
kuttay
aik chori kurta hay ouper say seena zoorey kurta hay
kuttay tou kiya mujhay seeda karay ga kuttay
mujhay apna address butta tujhay ghar main ghuss kay na maara tou maira naam badal daina


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.. - 11th March 2004, 02:57 AM

salam 2 all.

tuney dekhadi apni zaat ?
mujhe maryega chal theek hai aja badar commecial phase 5 bata kab arahai marvi k pas?
chal ab bata?
terey baap mein bhi himmat nahi hum ko hath laganey ki? ja pheley mou dhoker aa apna.
ralway lane mein bakre bandey waley.
bhein ki shadi mein pepsi nahi milney per barat rukney waley.
bata kab ayega chal time bata ?
Allah hafiz

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11th March 2004, 11:30 PM

accha kahan rehta hay tou mujhay butta
kaan say main nikal kurr khanay walay


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14th March 2004, 06:10 PM

kya yaar aqeel tum bhi.......are yaar ham yanha time koi nJoy ke liye aaye hai.....aur aap dono jhagad rahein ho........

bura mat mano tum dono ke liye ek sher arz hai.
for @ aqeel and farhan

jhagda jhagdi band karooooooooooo
kutte ki gand saaf karoooooooooo

bura matt manna yarooooo yeh joke hai....jab men 10 years ka tha tab sabko bola karta tha....



take care.....
khuda kher karein...

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