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Arrow "Always allow the boss to speak first" !!!! - 9th March 2004, 11:22 PM

hi......how r u friends........i got another joke hope u will like this one also

A manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a
meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They
rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is
granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each".

So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to
be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries." "Pfufffff", and
he was gone.

Now the manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in
Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails. "Pfufffff,
and he was also gone.

The boss calmly said, "Its 1:45 and i want these two idiots back in the
office after lunch".


Moral of the story:

"Always allow the boss to speak first" !!!!


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Wink 9th March 2004, 11:40 PM

Salam o walikum + walikumasalam.
lolz ur right
keep wriitng nice
Allah hafiz
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keep it up khushi.


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10th March 2004, 12:13 AM

yeh kahan say copy kurr kay yaha paste kiya hay telll me


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10th March 2004, 05:20 PM

Assalam u alaikum
farahan
how r u?
thanx a lot for liking it
take care
Allah hafiz




Aqeel ji
kaise hain aap?
aur yeh aap baar baar kya poochhte rehte hain kahan se copy kar ke paste kiya hai...........arey kahin se bhi kiya hai aapko pasand aaya ya nahin yeh bataiyye bas khatam baat....khair mujhe e mail mein aaya tha yeh joke
ho gai aapki tasalli


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khsuhi friend. - 10th March 2004, 05:34 PM

salam o walikum.
aqeel bhai app k sath kiya pro hai sir her kisi ko khetey ho copy kiya copy kiya hai bhai ager app kuch likhe sakhety hoo to show it but dont let down to others sorry if u mind
and khushi really nice again lolz kep it up wo sher wala bhi bhut acha tha meiney cousin ko sunaya lolz
Allah hafiz
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11th March 2004, 12:39 AM

yeh ladkie nain likha hay na subb wa wa wa wa .......... kurr rahay hain agar main yeh likhta tou kisey nain b reply nahin kurna tha yeh subb thurkey hain jo fazool shers per b wa wa wa kurtay hain lolz.............


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hi khushi accha likha hai app nai..o hooo aqeel sahab app to bohat gusay nai lag rahay hai. yeh ladkie nain likha hay na subb wa wa wa wa asee koi baat nahi accha likha hai isliyee wah wah ker rahayhai.. app bhi likhay lakin accha bohat say log bohat fazool lik daytay jo partay howay bhi accha nahiu lagtay .. agar app ko mari koi baat buri lagi ho to sorry.. or khushi really nice again .. take care. bye


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Salam o walikum 2 all + Walikumasalam.
u r right Kiran
nice thinking
Allah hafiz
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Assalam u alaikum
Farhan
thanx once again


Aqeel
ab yeh to ghalat baat hai ..... aapko hum se itni shikayat....imandari ki baat bataiyyega kya waqai yeh bakwaaas joke tha.....aur agar tha bhi to aaapki ye critics bhi sar aankhon par kyunki wahi baat hai sab ki apni apni pasand hoti hai


Hi
kiran
how r u?
u r absolutely ringht n thanx for liking this post n replying
take care


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