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nadie ji.............
hahhhahhhahahahahah.......... why dont u be a english teacher.............
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lolzzz..........hmmmm well

......nahhhh......am nt really da "teacher" type
cnt teach to save ma lyf
bcoz dis is wot teacherz hav to put up wif..lolz
teacher: where is your homework?
student: i lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school
substitute teacher: are you chewing gum?
billy: no, i'm billy anderson.
teacher: tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
tommy: well, i'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
harold: teacher, would you punish me for something i didn't do?
teacher: of course not.
harold: good, because i didn't do my homework.
teacher: why are you late?
webster: because of the sign.
teacher: what sign?
webster: the one that says, "school ahead, go slow." that's what i did.
teacher: bob, i hope i didn't see you looking at don's paper.
bob: i hope you didn't either.
gary: i don't think i deserve a zero on this test.
teacher: i agree, but it's the lowest mark i can give you.
mother: why did you get such a low mark on that test?
junior: because of absence.
mother: you mean you were absent on the day of the test?
junior: no, but the kid who sits next to me was.
teacher: if you had one dollar and you asked your father for
another, how many dollars would you have?
vincent: one dollar.
teacher (sadly): you don't know your arithmetic.
vincent (sadly): you don't know my father.
teacher: if i had 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the
other, what would i have?
class comedian: big hands!