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Talking Jokes........ - 9th November 2005, 10:45 PM

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

Wife : Yes and no.

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Man : How old is your father?

Boy : As old as me.

Man : How can that be?

Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"

Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field

Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.
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Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.

Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.

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Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?

Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

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Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?

Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game
went into extra time.
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Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days
time?

Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.

Customer : I bet you, it won't.

Post Master : Why not?

Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.
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Girl : Do you love me?

Boy : Yes Dear.

Girl : Would you die for me?

Boy : No, mine is undying love.

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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!

2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.

1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
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Subha Kii Gard MeiN Naa Kho JaayeiN
Aa ! Tere Gham MeiN Jaagtii AankheiN
Kam Se Kam Aik Raat So JaayeiN."


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11th November 2005, 04:21 PM

hahahahahaha.. bahoot khoob..


Anant se bhi aage... itni si khwahish hai :)
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11th November 2005, 11:19 PM



"Roz Kii Taraah Aaj Bhii Taare
Subha Kii Gard MeiN Naa Kho JaayeiN
Aa ! Tere Gham MeiN Jaagtii AankheiN
Kam Se Kam Aik Raat So JaayeiN."


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