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dupatta maar jata............. -
5th April 2010, 05:09 PM
doston maine apni pehli koshish me nakamyab hone ke baad apko pareshan karne ke liye dushri koshish karne ja raha hoon.............
 plz. bataiyega ke main apni koshish me kamyab hua ke nahi.....  sare bazaar jo pakra hath se dupatta uska bhediye sa mujh par lapka budha uska pakad garebaan meri sharmsaar kar diya mere pyar ka charcha sare bazaar kar diya tamasha bas ban hi jati mohabbat meri ke aake usne beech me ekraar kar diya budhe ne mujhe fouran jammi se uthaya kas kar mujhe apne panjoo me dabaya pehle se shak tha ke tu hi jamal hai ghar chal aaj tu pakka halaal hai ishq ki batti ab bujhne lagi thi badan me haddi ab dukhne lagi thi fooran ek khayal aaya joor se chilaya apni tuti hui chappal ko sene se lagaya na ruk paye kadam mere aisi lagayi daud bhul aaya wo galiyan wo chorahe wo moad (jaan bachi to lakho paye laut ke budhu ghar ko aaye) mitaya mujh ko hone ne, na hota main to kya hota !! (NM) |
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5th April 2010, 05:42 PM
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hahahaha!!.....yeh koshish lajawaab hai.... .....waise ab yakeen hogaya hai, ladkiyoN ke bhaiyoN ke saath saath unke baap se bhi pit'te ho aap....Ek baat saamajh me nahi aayi, jab ladki ne ikraar kar diya tha, tou phir uske baap ne peeta kyuN...  shayed aap "inkaar" likhna chahte the...??? Zainy PalkoN ki baand ko tod ke daaman pe aa gira Ek aaNsu mere zabt ki tauheen kar gaya... Nm |
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5th April 2010, 05:47 PM
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kya karna aise ikrar ka jisme jaan jane ka khatra ho................aur wo uska baap nahi shohar tha.................. aap yahan aaye meri koshish ko saraha .............mujhe accha laga......... duaoon ke sath apka. mitaya mujh ko hone ne, na hota main to kya hota !! (NM) |
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5th April 2010, 05:56 PM
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Damn!!...shadi shuda....ladki ko pataa rahe ho aap??.  Lagta hai koi kuNwari kanya mili nahi aapko??... hahahaha......  NEXT TIME BETTER LUCK......... Zainy PalkoN ki baand ko tod ke daaman pe aa gira Ek aaNsu mere zabt ki tauheen kar gaya... Nm |
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5th April 2010, 06:02 PM
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kahtein hain na ishq aur kanoon andhe hote hain...... wo kisi ne kaha bhi hai ke jab gadhi pe dil aaya to hoor kya chiz hai aur rahi baat pitne ki to ishiq hoon pitna meri fitrat hai.....................  chaliye apke jawab se yeh to pata chala ki SDC par koi jinda dil to hai..........warna yeh to mujhe kabristaan lagta hai.............. mitaya mujh ko hone ne, na hota main to kya hota !! (NM) |
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5th April 2010, 07:08 PM
kya baat hai janab..... mazaa aa gaya aapko pit'te dekh.... ...kyu aisi harkatein karte ho jis'se maar khaani pade... bahut khoob ... lafzon ki adaygi kamaal rahi... mood achcha ho gaya aapki is koshish ko padh kar... meri taraf se aapki ye koshish be-shaq kaamiyaab rahi... likhte rahiye... khush rahiye... next time ... shaadi-shuda kanyao se zara bach kar rahiyega...  "LAMHA"mujhko acchaa nahiiN lagtaa ko’ii hamnaam teraa , ko’ii tujhsaa ho to phir naam bhii tujhsaa rakhe.... |
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5th April 2010, 07:19 PM
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accha laga dekh kar ke apko mere pitne me maja aaya........  apki tariffo ka shukriya................... apka. mitaya mujh ko hone ne, na hota main to kya hota !! (NM) |
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8th April 2010, 02:08 AM
Ha ha ha ha h ah h...............
Wah Bhai Secret, bada hi gehar secret khol diya aapne aur aisi jagah khola hai ke aap ke secret per sab hasenge zarur par zindagi bhar aapko rulayenge......  Aur dusra secret khol ker to bahut hi jyada hasa diya aapne ke woh budha us ladki ka shohar tha......... Hota hai aksar jawaan ladki ke saath khada uska shohar budha hi nazar aata hai... Wel yeh to chalta rahenga.... par aap sambhal jaiye.... Kahin aisa na ho ke naa jaan bache na jahaan bache, gali gali mein bachche kahe...... Woh dekho mamu aa rahe hai.... Waise yeh expirence mere khaas dost ka hai jisse sab wakif hai yes Baqz.... 
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8th April 2010, 12:23 PM
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aur rahi baat khubsurat ladki ke sath khade kisi mard ke budhe hone ki ............par jab wohi khoobsurat larki hamare bagal me khadi ho aur samne se koi dusri koobsurat gujre to bagal wali bhootni nazar aati hai....... bechara baqz...... .......kya raaj khol diya apne bhi uske bare me.............aise kaam na karo, sare aam use badnaam na karo mitaya mujh ko hone ne, na hota main to kya hota !! (NM) |
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8th April 2010, 01:36 PM
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yahan kafi dushman log hai.... Rahi baat baqs ki to sahab...... woh khud apne muh miyaa mithu hai main kya uske raaz kholuN......
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9th April 2010, 12:55 PM
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kwahish bhai ye secret ab secret kahan raha hai.....khabar dushmano ko pehle se hai..........ab to bas hamle ka intezar hai......... mitaya mujh ko hone ne, na hota main to kya hota !! (NM) |
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7th September 2010, 02:40 PM
Secret ji,
Bahut acha likha hai aapne... Apke is kalaam par dil tap tap taaliyaaan Aise hi likhte rahiye tap tap Hame ehbab ki lambi qataron sy nahi matlab..........!! Jo dil sy hamara ho hame wo ik shaksh kaafi he......!! |
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Main shayar to nahin.....
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8th September 2010, 02:03 PM
doodh mein chawal mile to kheer banti hai
ishq mein chappal pade to taqdeer banti hai bahut badiya secret jee lazaawaab likha hai aapne एक हाथ में दिल उनके एक हाथ में खंजर था चेहरे पे दोस्त का मुखौटा अजीब सा मंजर था Arvind Saxena Ph. No. 7905856220 |
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8th September 2010, 02:25 PM
Lol acha likha hai......mar pari to sab bhul aye? Hehehehe achi mohabbat hai...... Ese hi likhte rahiye......
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8th September 2010, 03:50 PM
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ab ek khaas baat ye tap-tap to maine kahin suni lagti hai...... haan yaad aaya.... apki dost jal pari....ek baar aapka phir se shukriya.. aapka. mitaya mujh ko hone ne, na hota main to kya hota !! (NM) |
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8th September 2010, 03:56 PM
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Ji, Bilkul sahi pehchaana aapne Meri priye dost jalpari ji ne mere comment me mere liye aise hi tap tap taliyaaa bjaai thi... Tab se mujhe ye taliyaan bhot pasand hai.... ek baar fir se dher sari tap tap Hame ehbab ki lambi qataron sy nahi matlab..........!! Jo dil sy hamara ho hame wo ik shaksh kaafi he......!! |
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8th September 2010, 04:06 PM
hahahaha..........bahut accha laga aapka yeh tajurba, par next time soch samaj kar dupatta pakdiyega.
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aur baaki ki pitai us se hi karwati hoon .....Sunita Thakur..... यह कह कर मेरा दुश्मन मुझे हँसते हुए छोड़ गया ....के तेरे अपने ही बहुत हैं तुझे रुलाने के लिए... 
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9th September 2010, 11:35 AM
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mitaya mujh ko hone ne, na hota main to kya hota !! (NM) |
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10th September 2010, 12:29 PM
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mitaya mujh ko hone ne, na hota main to kya hota !! (NM) |
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10th September 2010, 12:33 PM
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mitaya mujh ko hone ne, na hota main to kya hota !! (NM) |
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10th September 2010, 07:26 PM
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