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25th October 2007, 02:00 PM
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ji hum jante he ki aapko jyada huh "jyada" non veg pasand nahi he par aap to thoda thoda kar ke diya jay to unlimited bhi kha sakte hoo hena ? hahahahah
aur waise janawar bhusa hi khana jyada pasand karte he lagta he ki aap koi naye prakar ke janaear ho hahahahahahahahahah
aachanak se agar mere baal blue ho jayae to ...........................................
aap ko unhe kaala kar ne mere ghar aana hoga
hahahaha
agar mausam ji ko koi zoo ke ek pinzre me bandh kar diya jaay to?
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25th October 2007, 02:44 PM
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ji hum jante he ki aapko jyada huh "jyada" non veg pasand nahi he par aap to thoda thoda kar ke diya jay to unlimited bhi kha sakte hoo hena ? hahahahah
aur waise janawar bhusa hi khana jyada pasand karte he lagta he ki aap koi naye prakar ke janaear ho hahahahahahahahahah
aachanak se agar mere baal blue ho jayae to ...........................................
aap ko unhe kaala kar ne mere ghar aana hoga
hahahaha
agar mausam ji ko koi zoo ke ek pinzre me bandh kar diya jaay to?
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kyun zoo ke jaanwar se aapki koi dushmani hain jo unhe yeh sazaa suna rahe hain ...main to bahut sidhi hoon i can adjust anywhere.........
Agar sabjiyan zameen ki jagah aasman main ugti to????
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25th October 2007, 03:06 PM
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hahahaha phir to maza aa jata na koi uper jata torrne aur na mujhay khani parrti
agar mausam di per aik hafta sabzi na khane ki pabandi laga di jaye to?
Waqt ke jisam ki kharash hoon main
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25th October 2007, 03:15 PM
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hahahaha phir to maza aa jata na koi uper jata torrne aur na mujhay khani parrti
agar mausam di per aik hafta sabzi na khane ki pabandi laga di jaye to?
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heeee ..tumhe lagta hain mani main kisiki baat manungi kismein itni himmat jo mujhpe pabandi lagaye
yeh machliyan sirf pani mein kyun rehti hain zameen par kyun nahin???
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25th October 2007, 03:21 PM
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kia didi aap ko nahi pata kia unki tangain jo nahi to zameen per chalaingi kese?
mausam di ko funny question deta kon hai?
Waqt ke jisam ki kharash hoon main
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25th October 2007, 03:59 PM
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kia didi aap ko nahi pata kia unki tangain jo nahi to zameen per chalaingi kese?
mausam di ko funny question deta kon hai?
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jamesbond qus dekar jaata hai mausam jee ko....
gadhe ka log maajak kyon udaatein hain?????????????
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25th October 2007, 04:00 PM
Mani, mausam dimaag to hai nahi, so bina sochey samjay likh deti to funny ban jata hai........
agar phir se logo.n ko EarlyMan's ki tarah rahna padey to.... ???????
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25th October 2007, 04:11 PM
gadhay ka mazak log isliye urrate hain kionki woh ulte kaam kerta hai maslan ulti tangain chalana
mera question sunitadi wala
Waqt ke jisam ki kharash hoon main
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25th October 2007, 04:35 PM
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25th October 2007, 05:00 PM
to kutte kaheNge deKho.. hamaari baat-cheet kii copy kii jaa rahi haii.. Heheh
haathi ko paNKh lag jaaYe aur wo hawaa meiN uDne lage to?
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25th October 2007, 05:11 PM
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to kutte kaheNge deKho.. hamaari baat-cheet kii copy kii jaa rahi haii.. Heheh
haathi ko paNKh lag jaaYe aur wo hawaa meiN uDne lage to?
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to kal ko dhaval aasmaaN meiN udta nazar aayega aur MAUSAM udney ki koshish meiN baar baar dharti par girygi aur jabardast BHUKAMP aayega, kyuki hamari 29....90kg hai na...
Agar Pooja ko SDC ki DON bana diya jaye to woh sabse phela kaam kaya karegi SDC par...???????
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25th October 2007, 05:14 PM
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25th October 2007, 05:16 PM
hume confuse karne ke liye.....
agar hitlor zinda ho jaye to?
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25th October 2007, 05:19 PM
achchaa maiN paNKhe sey poochh ke aataa huuN Heheheh
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25th October 2007, 05:21 PM
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TO.....TO KYA KUCH NAHI......AAP GHADI DEKHNA TO SIKHO JAAKE PAHALE
AGAR DHAVAL KA EK DIN KE LIYE APHARAN KAR LU TO?
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25th October 2007, 05:21 PM
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hume confuse karne ke liye.....
agar hitlor zinda ho jaye to?
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Hitler manaa kar rahaa hai zindaa hone sey..
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25th October 2007, 05:40 PM
woh dhaval ko kidnap karegi.............
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25th October 2007, 05:43 PM
ULTA PADHA TO SAB KUCH ULTA HI CHALEGA........NO. CHALENGE 100 TO 0.......WARS HONGI...2ND WORLD WAR......TO 1ST WORLD WAR.......FIR INDIA 1947 ME AJAAD HO JAYEGA FIR........EK PAGE AAGE JAATE HI GANDHI JI KE AANDOLAN NAZAR AYENGE HEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH......AISA KAAM AAP HI KAR SAKTI HAIN HIHIHIHIHIHIHI
AGAR 29 ME THHODA DIMMAG AA JAYE TO?
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25th October 2007, 08:24 PM
maiN to ulTi kitaab hi paRhtaa huuN.. Heheheh
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27th October 2007, 11:49 AM
Why is sun not visible at night?
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27th October 2007, 11:59 AM
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ULTA PADHA TO SAB KUCH ULTA HI CHALEGA........NO. CHALENGE 100 TO 0.......WARS HONGI...2ND WORLD WAR......TO 1ST WORLD WAR.......FIR INDIA 1947 ME AJAAD HO JAYEGA FIR........EK PAGE AAGE JAATE HI GANDHI JI KE AANDOLAN NAZAR AYENGE HEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH......AISA KAAM AAP HI KAR SAKTI HAIN HIHIHIHIHIHIHI
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Quote:
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AGAR 29 ME THHODA DIMMAG AA JAYE TO?
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to aap ka khatam hojayega
aagar pooji ko shopping karne se mana kar diya jae to?
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27th October 2007, 12:00 PM
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Why is sun not visible at night?
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kyunki Sun raat ko so jaata hain..heeeeeeeeee
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27th October 2007, 12:03 PM
mausam ji aapka third class que kaha he?
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27th October 2007, 12:28 PM
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mausam ji aapka third class que kaha he?
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mera 3rd class Q aapke 3rd claas Q ka intezaar kar raha tha????
aapko niharji ek din bandar ke saath zoo mein rehna pade to????aap kya karenge??????boliye
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27th October 2007, 12:36 PM
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bandar se kahe.nge 'chhupe rustam kahaa.n the ab tak'
truck ke peeche ye kyon lika hota hai "phir milenge"????????????????
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27th October 2007, 12:49 PM
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27th October 2007, 02:10 PM
kionki billi ka fav cartoon TOM & JERRY hai na
sher billi se itna kion milta hai shakal main?
Waqt ke jisam ki kharash hoon main
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27th October 2007, 02:20 PM
kyo ki billi ki shakal aap se shayaad milti hogi isliye
hahahahah
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27th October 2007, 02:26 PM
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kyo ki billi ki shakal aap se shayaad milti hogi isliye
hahahahah
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Mr. hahaha aapka question kahan hai????????
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27th October 2007, 02:32 PM
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Mr. hahaha aapka question kahan hai????????
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woh aap ki shakal ko billi se match karne gaya he
hahahahaha
billi ki shakal kyo sweta ji se milti he?
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27th October 2007, 09:04 PM
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woh aap ki shakal ko billi se match karne gaya he
hahahahaha
billi ki shakal kyo sweta ji se milti he?
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SWETA bahut hi cute hai na isliye............
waise NIHAR itna bewakoof kyo hai?....................
"LAMHA"
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28th October 2007, 12:50 AM
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SWETA bahut hi cute hai na isliye............
waise NIHAR itna bewakoof kyo hai?....................
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ye to nihar ji hi jante honge
hmm mere pas abhi sms aya usika question poochti hoon gadhe ka fav singer kon hosakta hai?????
Waqt ke jisam ki kharash hoon main
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28th October 2007, 01:44 PM
muje Nahi Pata B'coz I M Not A Donkey
waise Aap Ka Kon Sa He ?
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29th October 2007, 06:57 PM
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waise Aap Ka Kon Sa He ?
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fav singer........gabbar singh...........
duniya me sabse haseen kaun hai?.........
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29th October 2007, 07:09 PM
one and only pooja_d.......bole to main........
bijli jalti hai to bill kyu aata hai?
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29th October 2007, 08:41 PM
kyu ki hum sub ke paas bahut paise hai...........
pooja hum sub se umra me itni choti kyo hai?..........
"LAMHA"
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29th October 2007, 09:02 PM
kyo ki humse ladne ke babajood woh sab ki sahanu bhuti le sake
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NIHAR , aap ka stupid sawaal kaha hai?.............
"LAMHA"
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