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Shot of the day!!!!! -
29th May 2005, 10:38 PM
A sardar goes to a shop to buy Indian flag. The shopkeeper gives him a Indian flag. The sardar looks at it for a while and says something. Wat does he say?
guess......................... guess......................... guess......................... guess......................... guess......................... guess......................... guess......................... isme aur colour batao naa.. Baat Be Baat Tum Ko Yaad Kya |
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29th May 2005, 10:46 PM
HA!
 THAS FUNNY!!!!!!»~:¤.·º`·.»WARDA«.·´º·.¤:~« *(¸.·'´(¸.·'´*¤*`'·.¸)`'·.¸)* I'm a wanderer...on the roads of life, marveling at the different plants and flowers on the way....some hurt, yet some love... ~*~Ek Nanny Si Jaan...Chotta Sa Bacha...Thas Me!~*~ |
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30th May 2005, 08:02 AM
cool
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30th May 2005, 08:03 AM
hello
i am nitin i have also one joke on sardar one time A lie machine is bought.It works in the following way..... If the truth is told- the machine wont give any sound. If a lie is told- the machine will give a sound 'TNAAAAA... Now there are three Indians.One Bengali,one Madrasi and one Sardarji. Their correspondences are given infront of the lie machine.Here it goes... Bengali:- 'I think I can eat 30 rosogullas at a time!' Lie machine:-'TNAAAAA...' Bengali:-'No no, I think I can eat 10 rosogullas at a time' Lie machine:- no sound(truth is told) Madrasi:-'I think i can eat 25 dosas at a time' Lie machine:-'TNAAA...' Madrasi:-'No no,I think i can eat 10 dosas at a time' Lie machine:-no sound(truth) Sardarji:-'I think....' Lie machine:- 'TNAAAAAA.....' Sardarji:-'I think....' Lie machine:- 'TNAAAAAA.....' Sardarji:-'I think....' Lie machine:- 'TNAAAAAA.....' Sardarji:-'I think....' Lie machine:- 'TNAAAAAA.....' Sardarji:-'I think....' Lie machine:- 'TNAAAAAA.....' Sardarji:-'I think....' Lie machine:- 'TNAAAAAA..... (¸.·'´(¸.·'´* ¤ *`'·.¸)`'·.¸) |
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30th May 2005, 08:06 AM
hey nitinji, thats old, but nice.
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30th May 2005, 03:13 PM
thanks
vedika ji BUT OLD IS GOLD (¸.·'´(¸.·'´* ¤ *`'·.¸)`'·.¸) |
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2nd June 2005, 09:36 PM
shakil-jaan , Bahot achche , very funny
 I like U , Utna ; U like me jitna; I like U , tabse,U like me jabse; I like U , tab tak,U like me jab tak; 'U'like me Jane kab tak; But I like u MARTE DUM TAK |
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hi -
3rd June 2005, 05:25 PM
ha ha ha...
last one is too good.. sardaar ji soch hi nahi sakte... Akant... आहट सी कोइ आये तो समझ लेना कि तुम हो... AahaT si koi aaye to samajh lena ki tum ho... |
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7th June 2005, 07:27 AM
that's true nitinji.
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